- Jessica Chase
Writer
I'm just your typical female oxymoron -- and, no, that's not a play on my intelligence. I'm a girlie tomboy, a misanthropic humanitarian, an introverted extrovert, a realistic liberal, a cynical romantic.
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Category Archives: City Paper Staff Blogs
You’re all going to die. Oh, yeah — me too.
March 19, 2008 – 7:44 pm
I had a frightening, yet inevitable realization the other day and it all came to me in a rather seemingly insignificant way. While watching an old episode of the the live-action version of The Tick (conveniently streamed online, might I add), one of the idolized superheros played by special guest star Sam McMurray has a […]
My two bits on Brit.
February 6, 2008 – 1:51 pm
As a pop culture obsessed, going-on-30, legend-in-her-own-mind satirist, I can’t help but share my two-cents on the multitude of celebutantes’ recent falls from grace. Not having my former very public forum to voice my opinions is at once a blessing and curse — a blessing in the sense that I’m not adding to the media […]
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear Night Vision goggles.
January 4, 2008 – 3:23 pm
I think the overall consensus agrees – 2007 sucked. But doesn’t that seem to be the consensus every year? You never hear someone declare, “Man, last year rocked! I bet there’s no way in hell that 2008 will even come close.” No, most people choose to lace their usual negative expectations with a tinge of […]
I’m the coolest one here, and they don’t even know it.
December 11, 2007 – 6:06 pm
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, where has the time gone? I guess it’s hard to keep track of time when you’re in the process of changing a career during your third quarterlife crisis. Who am I kidding? With the way I live, it’s more like my third midlife crisis. At least I’ll make a […]
Crazy Happy Costume Round-up!
October 31, 2007 – 5:30 pm
Well, hello strangers! I apologize for my lack of posts in the last few weeks , but I’ve been tying up as many loose ends here in Philly as possible. I’m getting ready to start a brand spanking new job as an in-house Design Assistant! Yes, dreams do come true…when you keep your standards low. […]
