Hola everyone…

Seeing as tomorrow is my 29th birthday, I’m taking a break from the blog this go ’round…I’m sure you don’t want to read my whiny musings on how it feels to be only one year away from 30, especially those of you who are considerably older (please don’t tell me, “Oh, just wait til you get to 40, sweetheart!” because I’ve heard all.) Birthdays are no fun after 25.

Also, I’m wiped out from my lithography projects. I’m in serious crunch mode.

On a side note, If anyone is interested in purchasing an original craptacular lithograph of a Baby Jesus with an iPhone, hand drawn and pressed by yours truly, make me an offer I can’t refuse. C’mon, they’re limited edition! Tell your friends that the pieces are “outsider folk art by a retarded mass murderer now sitting on death row.” People eat that shit up! No? Whatev.

I’ll be back next week with a full report. Cross my heart like the bra.